Friday, February 03, 2012

Today's Best Exam History

Found on an order for an abdominal and pelvic CT:
28 yo s/p GSW to left thigh on Saturday Jan 28, 2012.  Reports evaluation at (outside hospital) showing bullet lodged in muscle.  States this morning, having BM and heard "clink", dug through stool and found bullet.
This is why I went to medical school, folks.


A Doc 2 Be said...

You mean the thigh bone isn't connected to the small intestine???

And seriously, who digs through their own poo?????

Celticpiping said...


"go ahead punk...make my day..and if you can dig this bullet outta yer own poo, can have my gun"