Dalai's Note...Since IMPAX has decided to quit working this afternoon, I'm left with time on my hands, and we all know what the Devil does with idle hands...So please enjoy this repost from 2009, with a few minor enhancements . I wish I could say 2009 was the last time we had a PACS outage, but my creativity can only be stretched so far....
Is PACS online today-
Is that just fantasy?
Still caught in downtime
With no functionality-
Open your files
Look up from the dials and see
I’m just a poor rad, trying to get through the day
‘Cause PACS is easy come easy go
Why it glitches, I don’t know
Any way the circuits blow doesn’t really matter to me
To I.T…..
Mama, just read a scan
Had a CT of the head
Clicked it off, now PACS is dead
Mama, it had just come up
But now I’ve gone and crashed it all again
Mama, Oooo, ooo ee ooo
Didn’t mean to make it die
If it’s not online again this time tomorrow
Back to film, Back to film, as if PACS doesn’t matter
Too late, my PACS won’t scroll
Couldn’t label any spine
Lovely software past its prime
Goodbye to my worklist, it won’t update now
Gotta reboot yet again and hope it works
Mama, Ooo Ooo Ooo Ooo,
I can’t have it die
I wish sometimes I wasn’t a rad at all
I see a little problem getting back online
Waterloo, Waterloo, Can you make the damn PACS work?
Shorting out and sparking, keeping me remarking: OY!
Mike Cannavo, Mike Cannavo
Mike Cannavo, Mike Cannavo
Mike Cannavo make it work, oh make it work Ooo, Oooo,Ooo
But I’m just a poor rad and my PACS hates me-
He’s just a poor rad from a bad residency
Spare him the joy from this monstrosity
Easy on easy off, will you let me work
Just fix it! No we will not make it work-Make it work!
Just fix it! We will not let you work-let it work!
Just fix it! We will not let you work-let me work!
Will not let you work-let me work
Will not let you work-let me work
No,no,no,no,no,no,no,no
Mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let it work
The Psycho ward has a nice cell set aside for me, for me, for ME!
So you think you can patch me and tell me I’m fine
So you think that an upgrade will keep me online
Oh, baby, can’t do this to me baby
Just gotta hang on, just gotta stay online right here
Nothing ever matters
Anyone can see
Nothing ever matters-nothing really matters for I.T....
Any way the circuits blow….
Is that just fantasy?
Still caught in downtime
With no functionality-
Open your files
Look up from the dials and see
I’m just a poor rad, trying to get through the day
‘Cause PACS is easy come easy go
Why it glitches, I don’t know
Any way the circuits blow doesn’t really matter to me
To I.T…..
Mama, just read a scan
Had a CT of the head
Clicked it off, now PACS is dead
Mama, it had just come up
But now I’ve gone and crashed it all again
Mama, Oooo, ooo ee ooo
Didn’t mean to make it die
If it’s not online again this time tomorrow
Back to film, Back to film, as if PACS doesn’t matter
Too late, my PACS won’t scroll
Couldn’t label any spine
Lovely software past its prime
Goodbye to my worklist, it won’t update now
Gotta reboot yet again and hope it works
Mama, Ooo Ooo Ooo Ooo,
I can’t have it die
I wish sometimes I wasn’t a rad at all
I see a little problem getting back online
Waterloo, Waterloo, Can you make the damn PACS work?
Shorting out and sparking, keeping me remarking: OY!
Mike Cannavo, Mike Cannavo
Mike Cannavo, Mike Cannavo
Mike Cannavo make it work, oh make it work Ooo, Oooo,Ooo
But I’m just a poor rad and my PACS hates me-
He’s just a poor rad from a bad residency
Spare him the joy from this monstrosity
Easy on easy off, will you let me work
Just fix it! No we will not make it work-Make it work!
Just fix it! We will not let you work-let it work!
Just fix it! We will not let you work-let me work!
Will not let you work-let me work
Will not let you work-let me work
No,no,no,no,no,no,no,no
Mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let it work
The Psycho ward has a nice cell set aside for me, for me, for ME!
So you think you can patch me and tell me I’m fine
So you think that an upgrade will keep me online
Oh, baby, can’t do this to me baby
Just gotta hang on, just gotta stay online right here
Nothing ever matters
Anyone can see
Nothing ever matters-nothing really matters for I.T....
Any way the circuits blow….
1 comment :
That is hysterically, accurately fantastic!
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