Sunday, June 24, 2012

Give 'Till It Hurts!

As a public service to my readers, I wish to extend the fine opportunity offered by the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, Barack Hussein Obama, to forgo giving gifts to friends and loved ones, and divert the funds to the President's reelection campaign, where they will do much more good.  You may use this link.
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Let's review...THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES is asking you to ask your friends to donate to his reelection campaign instead of giving you stuff. How noble. How patriotic. How...well, come up with your own epithet.

Personally, I think this goes way over the line. THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES is pandering to newlyweds, 13 year-olds, birthday babies, for money to boost his campaign coffers past $1 BILLION, so he can stay in office four more years (at least). I can't think of any other candidate for PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES who has appealed to CHILDREN for money. The man is asking for kids to give up their birthday presents for Heaven's sake! Perhaps all the Bar Mitzvah's are supposed to include a prayer for reelection? I've got a good prayer, borrowed from "Fiddler on the Roof":  May God Bless and Keep Mr. Obama....FAR AWAY FROM US!!!!

So, what's next from THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES? Oh, I've got it!


"Michelle says the nation is too fat, so stop putting your money where your mouth is, and put it in my hands!"
How about this:

"You know you don't need to take that big gas-guzzling SUV out today. Save the cash and send it to me so I can run over the opposition! Or better yet, sell the darn thing and send me the proceeds!"
And finally:

"If you overweight folks cut down on the intake with my SKIP A MEAL FOR BARACK program, you won't be needing as much toilet paper. Instead of buying that extra roll of Charmin, send me the cash, so I can wipe Washington clean!:"
Personally, I just want to vomit. This is the most sickening performance by a politician I've ever seen. Can't wait until November...


stacey said...

Those who take the most from the table, teach contentment. Those for whom the taxes are destined, demand sacrifice. Those who eat their fill, speak to the hungry, of wonderful times to come. Those who lead the country into the abyss, call ruling difficult, for ordinary folk. – Bertolt Brecht

stacey said...

It stands to reason that where there's sacrifice, there's someone collecting sacrificial offerings. Where there's service, there's someone being served. The man who speaks to you of sacrifice, speaks of slaves and masters. And intends to be the master. – Ayn Rand